How to distract school children!

CHOOSE "A" OR "B" DEPENDING ON YOUR CAR FEATURES

A- Why do you press TWICE to ensure your car BEEPS when locking it? (Choose all that apply)

1- I want to bother school children.
2- I did not know that my car locks silently when I press only once.
3- I did not know that noise was bothering others.
4- My car dealer wants me to! (So people will look at my car and he may make more sales)
5- I have anxiety problems so I need to hear the beep to ensure my car is locked.
6- I am too lazy to verify that my car is locked by pulling the handle.
7- I have alzeimer and never remember that I locked my car.
8- I want to advise the crooks that I am leaving my car unatended
9- I am too lazy to watch the flashers on my car telling me my car is locked.
10- I like noise (leave us your phone number.  We will gladly call you everytime we are distracted by a BEEP!)
11- It's illegal in my city to make noise but I never get caught because by the time the police arrives, I am gone.
12- Japanese, German, French etc... people are smarter than us because they do not allow locking BEEPS.
13- I am a snob and I make noise because I want people to look at me.


B- Why is your car always making a sound when you lock it?
(Choose all that apply)

1- I want to bother school children.
2- I am too lazy to read my owner manuel (or ask dealer) to remove the sound.
3- I did not know that noise was bothering others.
4- My car dealer wants me to! (He hopes people will look at my car and he may make more sales)
5- I have anxiety problems so I need to hear the beeps to ensure my car is locked.
6- I am too lazy to verify that my car is locked by pulling the handle.
7- I have alzeimer and never remember that I locked my car.
8- I want to advise the crooks that I am leaving my car unatended
9- I am too lazy to watch the flashers on my car telling me my car is locked.
10- I like noise (leave us your phone number.  We will gladly call you everytime we are distracted by a BEEP!)
11- It's illegal in my city to make noise but I never get caught because by the time the police arrives, I am gone.
12- Japanese, German, French etc... people are smarter than us because they do not allow locking BEEPS.
13- I am a snob and I make noise because I want people to look at me.

BE SMART - BE QUIET

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